Actually we’re not. Really. You can check Wikipedia.
Women are a lot more like you than the two thousand year old elf you pretend to be every week for fun. If you can figure that out, you can figure us out.
If we tell you we’re really busy at work right now and we’ll get together when our lives aren’t so hectic, we’re not interested.
If we kiss you back, we do so not only because we like kissing but because we like you.
Okay, so some things we do and say aren't as straightforward--and I'll talk about those things when I get to the "woman-to-geek pocket dictionary" in a few weeks.
Next up, Myth Nine: “The fantasy of a relationship is better than an actual relationship”